The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

The square root of pi by minecart November 20, 2021

Brown’s Root oil 

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee

Brown’s Root oil by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022

King for Root 

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

King for Root by onlineman May 8, 2022

Skin your root

To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract

"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"

Skin your root by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022

Schrödinger’s Root 

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened

Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root

Schrödinger’s Root by HellaBread September 17, 2022

smell my root 

When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.

I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.

smell my root by Red Juan Elgordo November 20, 2022

Barq's Root Beer 

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

Barq's Root Beer by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023