State Route 59

Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.

My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!

by ChodeMasterFlash March 15, 2003

the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.

Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.

by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013

Ass en route

To be lazy

“I been told you to wash those dishes, this is ass en route”

by Jaylon j. December 24, 2018

paper route

1. The hair pattern of a black person with exceptionally kinky or nappy hair where the scalp shows between the tight curls of hair. The exposed scalp is the paper route.

"Man, dude got a paper route!" Dan exclaimed as he watched a vintage Yaphet Koto movie.

'Dude got a paper route, kitchen, beedie bee's, peas AND buckshots" Bill said as everybody laughed hysterically.

by Chambana July 11, 2012

routtenberg

A child who enjoys licking toads while choking on A Klein Man's Penis.

I mistook A Klein Man's Penis With a toad

by Stermer July 8, 2003

Going Rogue

When one creates a non-official Facebook page and the owner of the official page gets annoyed with the individual(s) who created said page, it has been said that they have created a rogue page.

Hershey Concerts was caught going rogue when they created their own concert event Facebook page that was not officially endorsed by Hershey Entertainment.

by SweetPlaceOnEarth April 17, 2013

route 9

Similar to the bostonian application. A road that connects the rich, stuck up, Loudoun County, Virginia to the sad, poor, Jefferson County, West Virginia. The Wst Virginians believe that this road belongs to them and want Virginia to expand it to Four lanes all the way to Washington D.C. The situation will neverr be fixed untill Jefferson county adopts some zoning laws, thus pushing the speeding, drunk driving, pedestrian slaughtering hicks deeper into coal territory. Or until Loudoun county requires teachers to teach in the state they live in.

That pich up truck rode my bumper for ten miles on route 9 before passing me on a double yellow.

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005