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pseudo-chop

a "pork" chop made from soy or other meat substitute
I stopped by the new vegan restaurant to try their pseudo-chops!
by pradaboy August 28, 2010
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pseudohero

(Commonly found in U.S. Military U.S. Air Force) can be described as the following; one who takes credit for subordinates actions, falsifies official documents but would have other pseudoheroes "verify" the non-existent act took place, lives by the phrase "do as I say, not as I do", lacks even a cunt hair of integrity, lives within a self-sustaining psychological world of lies, proudly wears underserved medals and pretends to be an actual hero.
Can you believe that pseudohero put his own award package in for a Bronze Star?
by Willey85 September 26, 2010
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Pseudobum

An indentation and puckering of the skin above your bum crack giving the impression of a whole new bumhole!
Q:EWWWW what did I just put my finger in?

A:Oh that's just my pseudobum!
Guys..... did you hear James has a pseudobum?
by pseudobum November 16, 2010
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pseudodumped

Being dumped by someone who didn't have grounds to dump you in the first place. Applies too, but not limited by any of the following scenarios:

1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first
1. John to Samantha: I don't like you enough to pursue the relationship. Samantha to John: ummm John, you were never even in the running.

John pseudodumped Samantha.

2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.

Ron pseudodumped Anne.

3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.

Mark pseudodumped Laurie.

4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman

Jim pseudodumped Julie.
by NoStringsAttached February 26, 2011
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Pseudocharitas

A common behavior in Christian cultures. Consists of insisting how Christlike you are. A "Christier than thou" way of acting. This is used by many Christians whether they are generally nice people or disgusting POS's. The traits that practitioner will claim to have are usually called love, charity, compassion, caring or forgiveness. Some practitioners merely declare their Charitas publicly. Others take you to task publicly for your lack of Charitas. This trait is a central feature of American culture.
"American exceptionalism" is a close relation to Pseudocharitas. Thus Obama can mow down Pakistani children because everybody knows how Christian he is.
by RichieMartini February 18, 2013
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Pseudogay

The state of being perfectly straight, yet acting in gay/homosexual mannerisms; giving off the impression of being homosexual.
Actually, he's just pseudogay, not really a faggot.
by BreezyClockwork June 17, 2017
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pseudo-normal

When someone looks normal on the surface, in appearance or behaviour, but occasionally does strange and very weird things.
You're not normal! You're pseudo-normal!
by badmouth February 20, 2018
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