Andycita Preciosa

The cutest, nicest, tenderest, most devoted warmhearted being there ever has been and will ever be.
Also the hottest.

"I'm lucky to have a girlfriend such Andycita Preciosa".
"Andycita Preciosa is the absolute sole owner of my heart"
"Andycita Preciosa deserves all my genuine and candorous crazy love"

by Monsieur André May 20, 2020

heriditary preditary super wog in training

a definitive explanation for the quantifying smelly wog at hand. this is caused by a number of reasons firstly by pimpingg ones self out in allenton on a sunday eve. especially in winter time wen the sun sets in the easternly direction.

ur a heriditary preditary super wog in training sami.
no im not, i go by the THE WOGNATOR

by mambalover November 22, 2020

non-predicetable

When you know that a dice roll on a table won't come out as you wanted

Shit, 2 ones, i knew this roll was non-predicetable! :(

by yumsus November 17, 2021

MO-PRECIOUS

An English name "precious" with yoruba "mo" meaning "I am precious"..A beautiful name for a smart,caring,beautiful,lovely young lady. Someone who's loyal and loves her family and friends a lot. She tries her best to help her friends out of bad situations and is a very good advicer. She goes around with a smile on her face always bottling up all her problems. She's funny a lot and always jokes around at times.Mo-precious doesn't get annoyed easily. Mo-Precious is a short girl also short and slim but with a great personality.If you've ever met a Mo-Precious count urself lucky cuz they're really rare....

Mo-Precious is a short badass

by Elz November 26, 2021

Mr Precious

The male Penis

Dude, this guy breached my porta-loo and took a good long stare at Mr Precious!!

by Billius M. Buttlicker July 17, 2024

Uncle Precious

A badass uncle who doesn't a shit about what others think! He's always welcoming and hospitable. On friday nights especially, he'll invite you to his house (which he cutely calls his lair) for fifa. Once you enter, you'll begin to notice, there is no TV. As a matter face, there is no furniture. Cum stains litter the walls.

"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.

Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.

"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.

Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.

"Please be gentle this time Uncle Precious, last time your rough scrotum really hurt me!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"

by UnclePrecious December 27, 2023

sir precious

Sir Precious is a nickname for Sir Pentious. It stems from the fact he is precious. This was popularized by the user: @sawtoothrabbit

They made an in depth analysis on Sir Pentious and his “Precious” aspects.

1: Who is your favorite hazbin hotel character??
2: definitely sir precious

by >>----.s.s-.s March 27, 2024