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poser band

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!
Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!
by emochild4life August 28, 2005
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poser flip

What posers do when they try to skateboard. Usually for kickflips but could be for other technical tricks.
Poser: I'm soo good I can do a kickflip
Skater: Bullshit
Poser: (trys to but falls over and busts his ass)
Skater: hah what a poser flip
by skateforlife97 January 21, 2005
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Poser

Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.
Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.

Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.
by PillsforIlls February 3, 2009
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a poser

You can't skate. You are such a poser!
by Peterapples June 7, 2016
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posen

A small town located in Northeast lower Michigan Notorious as a hillbilly town. Common activities include the Potatoe Festival and cow tipping. The entire school system is contained in one building (K-12) known as consolidated schooling.
Lets go to the Posen Potatoe Festival this weekend.
by John Beatty September 23, 2006
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Poser

The act of trying to be what one is not, trying to relate and blend with a social group. Usually someone who is alone. Being a poser mostly consists of pretending one likes certain things, and one who acts in those one is trying to impress. It is typical for a poser to be disliked.
That Chris Bouvier is such a poser, pretending to like and do what we like and do, he is so annoying. Like that one time...

Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...
by Albert Johnson December 28, 2005
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Emo poser

1. a discrace to emos worldwide.

2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.

3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
sexy girl: "you dont even know what emo is"

emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)

sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo

emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"

LMFAO
by joe smith brown little girl December 18, 2007
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