Groon Poon

Nasty Pussy
Groony Pussy

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.

by Ya Boy Slim Thug March 25, 2010

Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 3, 2012

Pons

Short for Piece of Nasty Shit

You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!

by KingSoot November 24, 2006

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

teeny poon

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18

I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

Ponsard

Verb: To drink of the yummy Champagne after the death of a loved one whose tongue you have kept.

Refers to Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin, a large Champagne house located in Reims, France.

Shall we ponsard now?
Yes.
*stirs champagne with tongue*

by eniran July 16, 2008

poon grinch

the guy at a party who takes two or more girls into the basement, bathroom etc. and subsequently steals all the poon and laves the rest of the party to be a complete and utter sausage fest.

1. "man that guy took three fucking girls now there is none left"
"I know that guy is such a poon grinch"

by blankityblank_00 January 20, 2009