Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

puddlelights

A modern car that now shines a "bat signal" of its creator on the floor when you press the key fob open key!

Ey up shag, did you see Andys car has now got puddlelights?
Don't get excited....he'd used black gaffer tape and a cheap torch on scrappy blue!

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023

puddlelights

A car manufacturers gimmick of a bat signal type light when the key fob is pressed open.

Ey up shag, did you see Andys cars got puddlelights?
Don't be fooled....he's just using black gaffer tape and a cheap torch mate.

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023