phil lester

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

by chippyrat October 31, 2018

phil plait

God

Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

by jAkE pAuL mErCh LiNk In BiO April 18, 2019

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Philanthrography

Promoting the welfare of people, friends, through photographs.

The photographer's photos promote their models in the best way possible; they practice philanthrography Everytime!

by TonePhotoSD August 24, 2020

Phil A. Buster

name of the guy who invented the filibuster

Phil A. Buster invented the filibuster in 1492

by -mojo January 29, 2021

philakey

A person who will continually drop out of pre arranged events despite assurances of their attendance. The term is an adaptation of the the adjective flakey however puts far more emphasis on the subjects inability to give more than 24 hours notice of their inability or lack of desire to attend an event.

Hey.... what time he arriving??

Fuck knows... probably won’t, the cunts proper Philakey .

by Wincut Warrior May 28, 2021

Philadelphia Warriors

Philadelphia Warriors is the weirdest NBA team in history. Nobody knows if they became the Golden State Warriors or the Philadelphia 76ers

Person 1: Hey did you know that the Philadelphia Warriors became the Philadelphia 76ers in 1962?
Person 2: No they became the Golden State Warriors you idiot.
Person 1: Im confused
Person2: Same.

by Egozilla August 24, 2021