huntret percent

1. Unquestionable certainty with no basis in reality
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.

'Jimmy was huntret percent he'd get the job, but he had no qualifications and farted loudly in the interview.'

"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"

"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"

by Hot Caudle January 20, 2022

200 percent

An athlete that has too many hearts for one person.

An athlete that says he (or she) is always giving 200 percent, or says something like I got two of those when somebody asks him (or her) about heart is a little bit suspect. It makes you wonder who else's heart they cut out and put in his chest, and what they had to take out of him to make extra room for another transplanted heart. It doesn't seem like a guy with 2 hearts would be in good health most of the time, it seems like the extra heart would blow out like a speaker at some point.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

200 percent

Double everything something has.

Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

4 Percenter

Independent Thinkers. The Percent of People In The World Who Aren’t Followers.

Leaders. Trendsetters. One of a kind

“I don’t follow the trends, I Create Them..I’m a 4 Percenter” - CoopDaTrille

by CoopDaTrille March 2, 2022

Nigga Percentage Rate

The Nigga Percentage Rate (NPR) is the cost you pay each year to use the N-word, including fees, expressed as fried chicken. The NPR is a broader measure of the cost to you of borrowing Nbombs since it reflects not only the interest rate but also the fees that you have to pay to get the credit limit raised.

Just give me 25% Nigga Percentage Rate like every other institution and call it good!

by tmc_e March 16, 2023

Mr.peete

mr.peete is a science teacher who is fun and sometime mean and has a hot daughter

mr.peete barley gave me home

by ILOVECRIS December 13, 2023

gorilla percent

10000000000000%%

I am gorilla percent that he stole the cookie

by Martin Luther the 8th February 8, 2024