Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024

mrs parsons

mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things

kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.

by eevee lover November 24, 2024

Arlo Parsonage

A boy who can only speak to girls of the age of 7

Arlo Parsonage keeps kissing ollie forest 6 year old sister

by Ollie Forest January 29, 2025

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

larsob the parsob

A larson person who enjoys an occasional parsnip. However due to the parsnip allergy occasionally starts wailing.

larson: im gonna eat a parsnip
me: no dont turn into larsob the parsob

larson: starts wailing

by lilbabibloo January 25, 2024

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey

by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024

Parko

Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter

One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch

Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"

Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"

"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?

Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...

by Saigon Tiger June 24, 2009