Pagan

Polytheistic Religion Based In Nature.

And I Will Pray Like A Pagan
To Anyone Who Will Take Me To Heaven

-Audioslave

by K. Barnes December 28, 2005

Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

fucking pagan

First and foremost this is NOT an insult to any people who are pagans. This phrase plays off of misconceptions that people have who view pagans as very mystical and spacey.

The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.

The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).

-Girlfriend: "What part about me do you find most attractive"
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*

by Angus Ubangus August 12, 2006

Palangi

Palangi means White Scum

The "White Scum" (Palangi) around the edge of the Tofu pot

by matt November 12, 2004

pagans

A biker gang full of pussies.

look at those hells angels stompin the shit out them pagans!!!

by loco1 September 1, 2007

Paranormal

a term refering to something awesome or strange. usually said to be beside or against reality.

1). "so i just found this awesome new band"

"let me listen"

"they're good right?"

"dude this shit is paranormal"


2). "ARE YOU FUCKING PARANORMAL?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!"

by Katie_lynn April 21, 2009

techno pagan

A person who works in the technology industry by day and practices Witchcraft at night.

She really knows how to fix those computers! She is a true Techno Pagan.

by Clark77494 December 23, 2006