Life of Pi

The most fucking boring and longest book I was ever forced to read. In the end the main character says the whole story was a lie anyway, so you end up waisting about two months of your life for a shitty ending.

person#1: dude I have to take notes over every chapter in life of pi for literature.
person#2: that fucking sucks. just go to sparknotes.com print out theirs.

by boooooooooooooooks September 29, 2007

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.

I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

by Da Milkman July 1, 2009

The Life of the Parsley Burger

A burger that comes with parsley

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

For the life of me

An exclamation that is mostly used
to show annoyance, it can also be
used for bragging, or it can be used
to show authority.

1. I can not for the life of me find my cell

2. I will destroy you for the life of me

3. mother- James put the toys back or for the life of me you will never be aloud back outside

by eric_foreman1396 June 7, 2009

life of boris

The slav king,a slavic youtuber that shows us the livestyle of a true slave

Life of boris,stay cheeki breeki

by SomeGuyOnTheInternet..... August 5, 2017

Life of Rambo

As in the movie Rambo. A person who lives day by Day is living the Life of Rambo.

Sgt Bailey: “How are you gonna make it on the outside John?”

John: “Day by Day.”

Sgt Bailey: “you can’t go on living the life of Rambo! You gotta get laid sometime!”

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018