The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011

nigger nose

1. A white person that has a big nose, like a nigger.

Friend 1: "hey man, look at that chick she's kinda cute."
Friend 2: "no way dude she has a huge nigger nose."

by Jonny engineer August 10, 2007

Nose-Beak

A human nose that closely resembles a beak, especially when pulled on.

"Woah, Alex...that's a pretty big nose-beak."

by SerenityFirefly March 21, 2007

Emotionally Nauseous

Feeling disgusted with a person or thing enough for you to vomit or at least want to vomit in your mouth and then swallow it.

You just made me Emotionally Nauseous.

by TankLaB October 5, 2007

White Nose

A term used to describe someone who snorts coccaine.

You know Tony? Yeah he’s such a White Nose!

by LisaDinero June 4, 2018

Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.

“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”

by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020

mind's nose

When a odor lingers with you long after you experience it. Usually a foul smell.

Dude, I changed that poopy diaper hours ago and it's still in my mind's nose!

by Clarian June 29, 2011