the apple never falls far from the tree 

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

the apple never falls far from the tree by MrKapper December 3, 2005

September That Never Ended 

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.

The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.

September That Never Ended by danarak September 5, 2007

you're too late, you'll never find 'em now 

A prominent phrase said by Swiper the Fox in almost every episode of the hit cartoon "Dora the Explorer". He steals the goods from Dora and Boots and says this.

Heh, heh, heh. You're toooo late, you'll never find your backpack now. {He then throws the backpack into bushes, then runs the opposite direction. I wonder what his motive is, I mean come on. And same thing with the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.

you're too late, you'll never find 'em now by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

12th of never 

"the 12th of never" is used as the date of a future occurrence that will never come to pass.

me: so.. when can I buy you a drink?
she: how about the 12th of never?

12th of never by henric March 21, 2008

best thing i never had 

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.

"He was the best thing i never had"

best thing i never had by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017

You'll never see it coming 

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

You'll never see it coming by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

But you never know 

A phrase used to add to the end of a conversation, when you have just realized you crushed the person's hopes and dreams.

Kid 1: Man I wish I could get back with my ex you know...

Kid 2: Well she's back with her ex-boyfriend, and hates your guts.

Kid 1: ...

Kid 2: But you never know...

Kid 1: I know huh.

But you never know by Daddy-Diaz May 22, 2010