Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
by Otown1988 October 28, 2020
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gatorade mustache

When you lick your upper lip and get a red line around it. Like when you drink red gatorade, and get a little red line. It looks like that exept it stays on your face. UNless you use chapstick
Damn, that girl's gatorade mustache is a totaly turnoff!
by samual December 01, 2007
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mustache dick

i have a mustache dick
by Asshairy September 05, 2017
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Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.
He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.
by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012
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Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020
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mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.
Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?
by hehe2 July 14, 2022
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