Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
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Caleb Murphy

Sexy, Good with girls, Gets pussy, and gets asses
Wow, Caleb Murphy is so hot.
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Caleb Murphy

Sexy, hot, strong, awesome
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Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta
Dan Murphy is a proper cool guy
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Dan Murphy

Dan Murphy has a big nob
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Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
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Katie Murphy

She is an amazing,smart,funny person who loves the color yellow. She has a really sweet boyfriend who loves her with all his heart. She loves marvel and he friends. Katie does gymnastics and also she is very good at piano and she is learning to play Perfect by Ed sheeran. Katie is a very Beautiful person but she can be vicious especially to mateo and nolan. Katies main habitats are : School,Her house,Gymnastics,He friends houses and at the beach.
Look its its an angel oh sorry no that's Katie Murphy
by Neph1x June 23, 2021
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