Kailey Murphy

A super hot girl that is usually blonde and tan. Is also humorous and very popular.

WARNING: Does not like driving towards turtles!

Did you see Kailey Murphy yesterday she is hot.

by Tommy132 October 11, 2012

Pulling a Murphy

Pulling a Murphy is when you try to spit MAD game to all the "hunnies" but get turned down by just about everyone, and everything. Also could be shaking your hands wildly in the air, trying to put emphasis on your retarded point of a "story". Or, you could be pulling a Murphy if you are easily convinced by three drunk males that you're an attractive female, therefor admitting you have an abnormally small penis.

Examples of Pulling a Murphy are as following.

1. Worst Pick-up Line- "Hey!....Nice hoodie."
2. Drinking one can of beer the entire night.
3. Being dumb enough to let your friends kick you out of your own car and then drive away, leaving you in the cold.
4. Wanting to meet an imaginary girl named Thelma.
5. Getting kicked out of college for having drugs laying out in your dorm room.
6. In Beer Pong- "Can I have the Power-I? No wait, give me the little Murphy!"

by Screaming In Silence January 19, 2008

filthy murphy

Take a chick you are about to have sex w/ whom you dont like. Cover her in dirt tell her to lay there like shes dead while yelling "your not a real celebrity anyway!" like Brittany Murphy.

"That bitch though she was hot shit, so i gave her a filthy murphy!"

by Strubin McManboobin February 6, 2010

Shawn Murphy

A Shawn Murphy is the process in which several grown men stripping and paint themselves in green and gold then take turns performing rusty trombones, while referring to eachother as different starting linemen for the Green Bay Packers.

Hey man did you hear those 3 pulled a Shawn Murphy?

by Thedavid111 January 26, 2022

Shane Murphy

Doing a 'Shane Murphy'- Being inappropriate and awkward in social situations especially when involving women, working as a member of a team or constructively criticizing.

Shane Murphy phobia- Intense fear of finishing portions of food.

the Shane Murphy subway spesh- 6inch hearty Italian ham and cheese not toasted no salad.

Subway, Meetings, Committees, Council. Shane Murphy.

by Snubbed in Union Council September 2, 2012

Cillian Murphy

A living breathing idiot who ignores his fans and ruined Peaky Blinders.

Did you see Cillian Murphy the other day? I can’t believe I saw him. I’m going to have to avoid him forever.

by icelolly123 October 30, 2017

skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.

"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.

by palice October 23, 2012