triple-toting mama-muncher

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

by Nathaniel October 20, 2004

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

Scat Muncher

Consumer of arse nuggets, eater of cakes cooked in the mud oven.

You see that Michael Barrymore? He's a scat muncher he is.

by Rees October 20, 2004

grundle muncher

A person who absolutely love to lick, suck, bite, blow on, and/or lap up the stretch of skin from a man's anus to his testicles.

That chica was a grundle muncher extrodinare! She was born to be a grundle muncher cuz I know her mother didnt teach her that!!

by Jerzy Jaz November 28, 2006

Popcorn Muncher

A derogatory term for a slow, impatient movie goer, who only goes to films that require very little thought. A Popcorn Muncher wont like a film with too much depth or subtext, they need the plot spelled out for them, and hate it if you try to do something that's too different from the norm. They don't go to a movie for it's story, they just go as an excuse to shove their faces with over priced candies and popcorn while big, fast explosions happen in front of them.

Basically, Popcorn munchers are what Hollywood calls The Lowest Common Denominator they're the kinds of people who will ensure the latest Michael Bay explosion-fest is number one at the box office. They're the kinds of people who will tell you that the recent re-make of a classic film is better because it's more action packed than the original which is boring because it has "Too much talking".

Roger: "I can't believe that movie is doing so poorly at the box office, it was great!"

Brian: "I hear people don't like the twist at the end, and all that spiritual stuff"

Roger: "What? I thought that was so clever! I never saw it coming."

Brian: "Yeah, so does everyone else I've talked too. I have a feeling the people who hated it were just a bunch of Popcorn Munchers who went to it thinking it would be more action packed"

by Max Harley August 31, 2011

butt muncher

one who eats ass on a regular basis

i got my butt munched by some random hoe last night

by tomass April 30, 2004

mutton muncher

Guy or Gal who enjoys giving oral sex to an older female receipiant.

Joan Rivers has had a few mutton munchers in her time.

by granddaddydon January 31, 2008