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Money Slut 

These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
Money Slut by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
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Money Ball 

In a game of foosball, Money Ball occurs when both teams are on game point. At this time, it is customary to cheers, drink, and insult the opposing team and/or teammate.
Team 1: 9pts Team 2: 9pts
Fooser #1 "Money Ball!"
Fooser #2 "Cheers to you losing Boy-O"
Fooser #1 "Cheers to your Mom blowin' me later"
Money Ball by foosman February 19, 2010

money tree

a money tree can make/grow money.
1) someone makes use her as a money tree to earn money for him.
money tree by lai mun chung September 2, 2008

money don't grow on trees 

a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.
Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?

Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!

Money-grubber

A female who takes her baby daddy's child support and spends on herself instead of the children, then asks for more.
She's a money-grubber, she never wears the same outfit twice and her kids clothes don't fit and she's taking both of her baby daddies back to court for more money.
Money-grubber by independantmomma1 September 20, 2016

money stretch 

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
money stretch by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005

Money Stroke 

The act of almost passing out when hearing the cost of an item.
Shaun: How much is that bucket hat?
Schoolboy: $35
Shaun: Damn! Are you for real? I think i just had a money stroke.
Money Stroke by Sezki March 29, 2014