Steven a man that loves fat juicy cock up he’s ass and cant stop talking shit about hes cars he recons he’s patrols top shit but is just stock
by Stevenanerd July 16, 2022
Get the Steven Mitchellmug. Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell
by ARinneyTinTin June 10, 2022
Get the Mitchellmug. The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
Get the Mitchell Bourner Wastedmug. Everything. He’s my everything. Everything good and precious, nothing bad or damaged. His name is engraved on my heart, my soul, and my mind. Losing him would be like losing a part of myself, for every part of me has a little bit of him in it.
My soul has gotten his name, his face, his voice, his body down to a tee. I look for him in every person I meet.
He is the one I will marry. I hope of it. He is nothing but extravagant, beautiful, sweet, precious, kind, and loving.
I hope he knows how much he’s saved me.
My soul has gotten his name, his face, his voice, his body down to a tee. I look for him in every person I meet.
He is the one I will marry. I hope of it. He is nothing but extravagant, beautiful, sweet, precious, kind, and loving.
I hope he knows how much he’s saved me.
I love Mitchell.
by AanonymousG July 19, 2024
Get the Mitchellmug. She is an intelligent girl. She can’t not keep a secret. Mostly has long eyelashes which in this case she blinks to much. Not so much social.
She the most beautiful girl
Does all her assignment in time
She is quite a diva
Suffers from social depression
And not quite the person in bf/gf
She the most beautiful girl
Does all her assignment in time
She is quite a diva
Suffers from social depression
And not quite the person in bf/gf
“Hey Mitchell wanna go out sometime,” said Harry
“. No thanks l will pass, l would rather study,” she said
“. No thanks l will pass, l would rather study,” she said
by anonymous May 14, 2021
Get the Mitchelmug. He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
by Red Barron 8810 January 14, 2018
Get the Mitchell Evansmug. 