Mini Cooper

Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.

Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget

by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014

mini man

cool,out going,all ways laughing,ready for any thing

a mini man bru lets cut out and go scrapin

by michael frags September 26, 2008

mini sitting room

Normally located on the top floor of a house, it is where two bestfriends of the same sex can digit each other

Clifton lets go to the mini sitting room so you can put four fingers in my arse and noone will know.

by jfjfjghjghg December 18, 2008

mini-rave

(v) leaving a party early to hangout with a small group, equal in numbers of males and females, this hangout consists mainly of texttwisting and sitting in silence, but can sometimes include actual conversation, all be it boring. Mini-raves never include actual sex of any kind.

(v) hanging out or talking privately for an extended period of time with a girl who you don't have sex with.

(n) the act of mini-raving.

Jack and Jason love to mini-rave.

by Jack "Da Mini-Raver" Hurley November 16, 2009

mini driver

It is a sexual position where you are fucking dog style and the man swings one of his legs around and places his foot firmly on the back of the head of the woman

My girl was acting up last night. So I gave her the mini driver.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

Mini-Nuke

A popular drink consisting of two shots of brandy and one 5 Hour Energy Energy Extra Strength energy drink. Usually consumed both bottles in the mouth at the same time and drinking until the 5 Hour Energy Drink has emptied. A great pre-sex drink.

"Wow did you see Jack hammer that mini-nuke? Man he must be getting ready fuck!"

by Rhoads4Life November 20, 2009

Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.

Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.

by 9289515257 October 23, 2011