muff mafia

a militant feminist

yeah, she's in the muff mafia

by B0bz0rillo July 11, 2011

Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011

muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.

Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.

by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.

I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.

by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012

muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014

Meffud

A sexual word relating to defecation. A man takes a suitable size of excrement and stores it in the freezer. At a later date when he and his partner are having sex, he removes the frozen poo and shoves it up her vagina to bring her to orgasm. When complete, he places the poo in her mouth and proceeds to go down on her to remove all traces.

"I had an amazing night last night, Colin said he wanted to Meffud me. I wasn't sure if I would like it, but I loved it!!! I can't wait for another round"

by Seanlene February 23, 2014

Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".

Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"

by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015