Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

mort

Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.

Jennifer Jacqueline Wells is all muck, she's such a mort!

by Kenzington the 1st April 14, 2011

Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005

mortamer

A name referred to a person that tends to have the curiosity of consuming his/her own poo.

Hey! Did u see that mortamer in the public restroom squatted down, peering into the poo pot!?

by goochma September 24, 2007

Mortgaged

to be completely drunk

I was mortgaged last night.

by dalore December 2, 2005

Mortar

Someone whose basketball shot is similar to a mortar cannon, cocked back hard and very flat.

Look at that Mortars shot! Its horrible.

by The Weasle February 22, 2009

mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 8, 2010