Mortgaged
I was mortgaged last night.
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Morganed
Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.
Morganed by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009
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J.P. Morganed
1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.
2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
J.P. Morganed by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008
Mortgage
A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.
1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?
2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.
2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.
Mortgage by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015
mega mortgage mug
(n) - a dual income (or more) h/hold who participates in propping up the Australian housing bubble by buying houses by taking out an excessively large housing loan. The resulting interest payments leave them to lead a life of poverty, but hey atleast they have a roof over their heads.
$600,000 to purchase a median property in Melbourne now, you'd have to be a mega mortgage mug to even consider buying at these prices.
mega mortgage mug by AusHousingCrash September 25, 2010
morgage
A large sum of money that is loaned in order for someone to purchase a home. Though not required if you have lots of cash, it is quite common for a home owner to need to borrow to finance their home. Comes in a variety of flavors to suit the borrower: 20 yr, 30 yr, fixed, or ARM (adjustable rate morgage), etc. A morgage is also another form of modern slavery and gives a homeowner the illusion that he in fact owns the house he lives in, when in reality, the bank owns it and is just lending it to him until he moves and gets another morgage for another house in which the man may never live to fully own.
Renter: Hey what u doing?
Home Owner: Paying my morgage.
Renter: Sucker! I only pay half of that.
Home Owner: Yeah but I am slowly building up equity. What are you doing with your rent?
Renter: Paying some other guys morgage.
Home Owner: Paying my morgage.
Renter: Sucker! I only pay half of that.
Home Owner: Yeah but I am slowly building up equity. What are you doing with your rent?
Renter: Paying some other guys morgage.
morgage by DaHouse113 November 5, 2009
golden mortgage
1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.
2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.
3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.
3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.
The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."
Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."
Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
golden mortgage by A Tabak April 17, 2008
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