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mario molina 

a sun-ofa-bitch who likes to suck dick and ass he's gay and a black stabber,................i mean back stabber
he's just gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
mario molina by kat March 11, 2005

mario party rules 

Mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked
(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!

Mario and Luigi 

A tandem sex move where both partners finger eachothers anal cavity then together wipe fecal particles on their partners upper lip resulting in mutual shit stashes.
Unbenounced, Barb snuck in a Dirty Sanchez, so I returned the favor and supersized to a Mario and Luigi...
Mario and Luigi by PennoG April 20, 2018

Mario Kart 

When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge
Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"
Mario Kart by McGizzle64 January 18, 2011

Mario Party 

We are going to have a Mario Party tonight, are you coming?
Mario Party by Starmanclock February 11, 2007

Mario Golf 

The act of having sex in the third hole, or the butt. Useful if you have to sanitize a story about the buttsecks if young or old ears may be around.
She invited me over to play Mario Golf. When we got into it, she said the first and second holes were nice, but she wanted me to play — nay demanded — that I try the third hole.
Mario Golf by F'ing Paul October 12, 2008