Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022

Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

Manag

Manag is a butthole that continuesly releases. Manag is a ass fountain.
Manag is a human excrement.

Looks like he's got manag
Cindy has manag!! Hahaha
I've got manag right now.
She's got manag mouth.

by Sir Thomas esquire February 9, 2022

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

dictionary manager

something I just searched because I'm bored

me: im bored
me: *searches dictionary manager*
me: ok ill make a definition for it
the definition: you're reading it right now

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats

my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.

by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021