Fatty Lard Boy

Very large obese person that thinks they are not chubby

My friend Jackson is a Fatty Lard Boy

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Maga Lardo

What Mar-a-Lago has become.

Mar-a-Lago used to be nice, but since it's turned into Maga Lardo, no one goes there any more.

by themoe October 22, 2025

Maga Lardo

What Mar-a-Lago turned into.

Mar-a-Lago used to be a nice place, but ever since it turned into Maga Lardo, no one wants to go there any more.

by themoe October 22, 2025

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

OSoma bin lardean

He has a son called Adam and he has been hiding from him and the government since 2001

The world champion of hide and seek is OSoma bin lardean

by Kettamean December 4, 2021

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 16, 2022