Kyle
is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter J and has lots of friends
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Kyle
Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)
2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)
2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
Kyle by HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME October 24, 2011
Kyle
Kyle has abnormal genetics- we believe that his genes have been infected with an extraordinary disease (first time in history), which makes his bum look like a one of a kind, fat ass!! This makes his body shape look like a pear. He plays video games in his room for 24 hours, everyday- this is another conspiracy theory why Kyle's fat ass is so para-normally gigantic like someone living on American food. All the food he eats goes down to his butt-cheeks, which makes sense why his peen is so tiny; it is the size of an atom. Every Instagram post he posts, he is wearing a dressing gown (I still don't know why, but he acts like it's the latest fashion trend). Best not to mention, but Kyle has acne all over his pale back. His six pack is covered by a layer of pretty thick fat!! Cough, cough... 10 cm... oh wait... it's 15 cm!! Silly me!!
Kyle: Hi. (talking to Stranger)
Stranger: Hey FAT ASS!!
Kyle: Huh?
Stranger: How much for that spotty pillow? (Stranger not realising that the spots on his ass is acne)
Kyle: GET IN!! I'M A PROSTITUTE!!
Stranger: Hey FAT ASS!!
Kyle: Huh?
Stranger: How much for that spotty pillow? (Stranger not realising that the spots on his ass is acne)
Kyle: GET IN!! I'M A PROSTITUTE!!
Kyle by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019