2 definitions by Unbearable Spoon
Finlay (Finn) is very easily offended, so don't go talking wass about his armpits (btw if you look at them don't be surprised that you'll see a shining gleam that can almost blind you. If you have fragile eyesight; I recommend you to stay away from this boy ,that has yet to become a man, as you might possibly go blind. If Finlay is wearing long sleeves you'll be safe... trust me on this one. At least his head isn't bald... it's grey... don't be surprised if it all disappears before he is middle-aged.). He is nor black or white... he is red (more commonly known as a red squirrel).
I warn you... DO NOT take this guy to double dates!! He talks to ladies like a 5 year-old on drugs. He makes no attempt to sound cool (never heard him deepening his below average-toned voice, unless he's into milf. I think that explains it all!!). Finlay has never, never, never, never, never ever, ever had alcohol or fizzy drinks in his whole life. He acts like it is an illegal drug.
He will never get laid
(he will bullshit like Jay from 'The Inbetweeners').
I warn you... DO NOT take this guy to double dates!! He talks to ladies like a 5 year-old on drugs. He makes no attempt to sound cool (never heard him deepening his below average-toned voice, unless he's into milf. I think that explains it all!!). Finlay has never, never, never, never, never ever, ever had alcohol or fizzy drinks in his whole life. He acts like it is an illegal drug.
He will never get laid
(he will bullshit like Jay from 'The Inbetweeners').
by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019
Kyle has abnormal genetics- we believe that his genes have been infected with an extraordinary disease (first time in history), which makes his bum look like a one of a kind, fat ass!! This makes his body shape look like a pear. He plays video games in his room for 24 hours, everyday- this is another conspiracy theory why Kyle's fat ass is so para-normally gigantic like someone living on American food. All the food he eats goes down to his butt-cheeks, which makes sense why his peen is so tiny; it is the size of an atom. Every Instagram post he posts, he is wearing a dressing gown (I still don't know why, but he acts like it's the latest fashion trend). Best not to mention, but Kyle has acne all over his pale back. His six pack is covered by a layer of pretty thick fat!! Cough, cough... 10 cm... oh wait... it's 15 cm!! Silly me!!
Kyle: Hi. (talking to Stranger)
Stranger: Hey FAT ASS!!
Kyle: Huh?
Stranger: How much for that spotty pillow? (Stranger not realising that the spots on his ass is acne)
Kyle: GET IN!! I'M A PROSTITUTE!!
Stranger: Hey FAT ASS!!
Kyle: Huh?
Stranger: How much for that spotty pillow? (Stranger not realising that the spots on his ass is acne)
Kyle: GET IN!! I'M A PROSTITUTE!!
by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019