Jason

Jason is usually a large lumber jack type. Big, manly and indigenous to areas like Alaska, Washington or Montana but can occasionally be found in Colorado. They are not known to be romantic but are hard working and known to show affection by doing odd jobs around the house or by working overtime. They are rare to find and therefore very valuable. One of their unusual traits is that they are always found to have huge hands with sausage fingers. (Another valuable asset some might say.) Really rare Jasons also have a freckled complexion that on other men may look odd but on a Jason it looks HOT!

Jane: Amazing! Where did you find that Jason? Do you know where I can get one?
Mary: Stay back Jane! I may look small but I can get scrappy if you try to steal my Jason!
Jane: Whoa there Mary, although he is mighty handsome I wasn't looking for me. My sister Nancy could use a Jason. I, myself am more into Janets than Jasons.

by #1jasonfan February 3, 2010

Jason

A fucking wanker who ignores his girlfriend

him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*

Me-"he says he can't talk to me today, but he's playing a fucking game"
Friend-"look's like your dealing with a Jason"

by Jimothy fucket February 14, 2015

Jason

Jason prefers to talk about things he considers "good" or "gay". When asked to describe himself, Jason used the word "gay" six times, "gaiety" four times and the word "gayest" once when Jason referred to himself as "the gayest man alive"

"Wow Jason is so gay"

by [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] February 15, 2019

Jason mader

A male name defining a sexy guy, usually a smokin hot football player. Owns a bmw, and is a party hardy. Girls love him.

Girl 1: Omg look at jason mader!
Girl 2: Hes so hot, and good at football, i love him!

by Triton, cadillac October 27, 2011

jason mewes

most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.

quote: "Fly, fatass, fly!"

by Minôir May 8, 2005

Jason Kidd

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).

NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"

by Jenni April 5, 2004

Jason Kidd

To beat ones wife.

Did you see Sharon last night? Her eye is totally busted up, she must have gotten Jason Kidd'ed pretty badly.

by Kiddfan August 3, 2009