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Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
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jack-jawed

Verb; the suprise act of hitting someone in the jaw.
"jack" is used to describe the act of the stolen punch.
it is usually hysterical, and described as a practical joke pulled on your face. Sometimes, it improves upon the facial features.
Sometimes an act of love, and sometimes an act of selfishness and hate.
" I jack-jawed my kids last night."
"fool, you finna' get jack-jawed if you don't shutup.'
"we gon finnd you, we gon fiiind you. You finna' get jack-jawed. go tell THAT."
by Mike&Chrissy&Chairty December 25, 2010
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Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.
Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...
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Jared

a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
everyone loves Jared who wouldn't? i sure do.

that guy is such a Jared wow, i want him.
by Kelcy February 6, 2008
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Jaredd

She is a beautiful girl. Everyone is absolutely jealous of her body.

Jaredd is the type of girl who won't lie to you, she'll always be honest.

She is a great friend and also a great enemy.
"Oh my god, Look at her!"
"Do you know her? What's her name?"
"She must be a Jaredd!"

"Damm, she's hot."
by FetusForLife August 18, 2013
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Jared

That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.
by HighAutisticRetard April 3, 2019
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Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"
by Highpod February 26, 2010
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