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Jary

Complete Definition of Stupidity. Has Two Braincells Fighting for third place. Total Moron. Not Funny, Not cool, No sense of Fashion, No Social Skills at All.
Person 1(To Jary):Hey Jary, What’s Up bro.
Person 1(To person 2, with Jary Close By): Dude Jary is so Tuff
Anyone(When Jary isn’t around):Oh my gosh! What a complete idiot!
by Red Jester December 19, 2025
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macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018
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Mod Jadyn

Mod Jadyn is a kind, funny, charming, and great part of the PWR discord moderation team. He loves to mimic his elders and copy everything they do. E.g. When a friend or companion moves left, he will move left. If you mess with jadyn he will ban you from the PWR community. Mod jadyn loves to 1v3 all the woman in general VIP. He drags his prey into the calls and verbally annoys them, but they forgive him as he has a very ultra sharp jawline from his mewing.
by iluvdiscord March 2, 2024
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Dirty Jaryn

the act of poking holes in ones genitals and getting them to pee into and cup then pouring it onto yourselfwhile shouting "daddy jaryn!"
hey me and james did a dirty jaryn now he cant pee straight
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 29, 2024
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Gin No Jardim

The best book about drug trafficking and teenage life you will ever read. Written by a teenager.
"Gin no Jardim is by far the funniest book i've ever read"
by potatoesandhumus March 28, 2017
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Pulling A Jaidy

When you don't watch a video after someone sends it to you out of fear
Person 1: "I'm not gonna watch that, you've only sent me fucked up shit in the past" Person 2: "Wow dood you're pulling a Jaidy"
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The Gristle Jardo

A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.
The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.
by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022
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