Jacketcase

Some who belongs in a straight-jacket because they're either too hyper or insane to set still.

"Don't bring you kid back to this daycare anymore, he's a fucking jacketcase!"

"Dude, no offence, but your mom is a total jacketcase."

by 5h33pIN2goats September 28, 2011

Jacketeer

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.

John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.

by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty

"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "

by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013

Jackers

A descriptive word for jack Daniels

Look at him he's on the good ol jackers

by Charliebear147 March 7, 2015

Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable

It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory

by Cackfist January 4, 2016

jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.

Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time

by Djesjay October 14, 2016