One of the most amazing, beautiful, cute and precious humans on earth. Honestly, if anyone ever tries to do anything to him they will have messed with the wrong people! J hope is a ray of sunlight and a rare specimen of this world. Reasons to LOVE him: He'll always put a smile on your face! He wants to inspire people and give them strength, thus the line; I am your hope, you are my hope. He gets scared easily. He can easily be your bias or bias wrecker.
by keyrat :3 June 02, 2019
by mal21 February 07, 2018
Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
by mrperson123 July 25, 2017
Josh: I wish I was talented enough to do something substantial with my existence, but I think I'll just tell everyone I was on a college TV show once and complain like a J Stu for the rest of my life.
by gIIoyd June 15, 2008
Someone generally, but not always, of Jewish decent. Often has no shame in stealing from friends for minor financial gains. Willing to lie, connive and back stab for their own personal gain. Stingy in nature.
person 1: Dude, why did you just steal 50 cents out my change jar?
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
by weezy4324523 October 16, 2008
1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.
1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!
Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!
2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?
Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.
Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!
2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?
Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.
by Dr. Richard Strain September 08, 2010
Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.
by dan444448 September 17, 2011