Braeden Rowe

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Braeden Rowe is a boomer

by ianboomer October 21, 2019

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chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

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Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025

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Front Row Coalition

Front Row Coalition (FRC)

A strategic alliance formed by students Katsu and Logmanout at the start of the 9th grade. The group, which includes members Yoosus, Koi, W cube and later Purple Box, is defined by its consistent occupation of the front-row seats in the classroom. The coalition functions as a unit for academic collaboration and coordinated social organization.

the Front Row Coalition has decided to boycott the backseaters.

by Katsu eremanturu October 13, 2025

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