nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.

Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.

by TattedJax October 27, 2013

tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.

Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.

by Firenerd January 26, 2014

Youtube Hooker

When someone decides to post a scamming website in the Youtube comments.

"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"

Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.

by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014

prom hooker

A Prom goer who is only there for having sex, generally with more than one person

Hey man am I a prom hooker if I only go to prom for the prom hookers?

by Zombiejunk19 November 6, 2014

Discount hooker

Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.

A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:

Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.

by Toilette November 10, 2014

Tumblr hooker

A lame poser who tries extremely hard to be tumblr, yet hates on others whom are tumblr because they so desperately wish to be them.

Omg Hunter is such a fucking tumblr hooker smh.

by ThetruthHolder6969 July 5, 2016

Soot Hooker

Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.

Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.

by Sendit408 April 22, 2017