hamster racing

when two really gay guys shove a tube in their asses and make a poor lil hamster run through it. between their asses. so the hamster can anally rape them.

Gay dude #1: Wanna do some hamster racing?
Gay dude #2: I've got the hamster if you got the tube.

by fartzore May 20, 2006

Haest

the art of reminiscing about the good times together in the past!

*pronounced ha-est

"lets haest!"
"shall we haest about yr 7?"

by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 28, 2006

Hamster van

Van that looks like a hamster, pretty much self-titled

"That van looks just like a hamster!" "Yeah dude, that's a hamster van

by ZACH MASTER OF MEB! March 20, 2007

burning hamster

covering a hamster with hot sauce and putting it in someones ass

feel the wrath of my burning hamster

by midget army October 17, 2011

hamster dance

It's just like safe deposit, except with any live or formerly live rodent. Doing this may cause you're bitch to dance.

That bitch was dancing all night, must have had some hamster dancing.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Hamstrung

1.Someone who got his achille's heel cut.
2.When you are about to say something very crucial in an important discussion and suddenly someone makes a totally ridiculous comment in order to produce laughter, feeling the matter is too hard to be sustained.

1.I saw an opening in Broderick the Morög's armor; but as I was about to thrust my spear into his sinews, Fegellahar the Small attacked me traitorously; I was hamstrung, almost fainting with pain.
2.I was about to explain to the engineers the crucial relationship between plastic fabrication and beezwax, but Roger boasted this ludicrious joke about vaseline; I was hamstrung.

by OllieTheKid October 7, 2006

dirty hamster

any chick named michelle gregory nick name mitch

michelle just left a dirty tampoon in the bathroom floor that dirty hamster

by mike huge hawk September 26, 2010