Guiness

A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008

Guiseppe's

generic term for a bad italian restaurant, especially the kind frequented customers whose taste buds cannot abide even a single flake of pepper or spice

named after the italian restaurant in Lady and the Tramp

Our boss made reservations at the grossest Italian joint in town. That place is a real Guiseppe's. I got the worst ever case of Montezuma's revenge

by Feed-me-seymour February 16, 2010

guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.

"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"

by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005

guinea pig

a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.

if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat

by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011

Dirty Girl Guide

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.

Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night

by Spanther December 17, 2008

Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.

Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.

by KJ69 January 16, 2012

whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman

To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"

by Tim Branson April 27, 2008