2 definitions by Spanther
The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.
by Spanther December 9, 2008
In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shit streaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.
Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!
Mary ; Howzat!!!!
Mary ; Howzat!!!!
by Spanther December 11, 2008