Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.

I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.

by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019

Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.

Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.

by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

Zombie Eat Flesh

A Restaurant that zombies eat at that serve items such as bone salad and flesh sandwiches

I may be undead but I love this place called
Zombie eat flesh

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

Mac shack fleshlite

When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie

My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite

by Teamkitten September 14, 2021

flesh wound

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.

"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"

by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010