Fake Heat

When something is fake , it is not authentic/real. When something is heat , it is astounding and really good. Meaning that when (a) something/someone/place/action is fake heat, it is shitty and stupid and unnecessary and lame . Its an insult. © ML-TJ Industries

You just made fake heat chicken.

That female is fake heat.
Your really just fake heat.

Fake Heat by infamousm December 24, 2014

Fake bitch 

A fake bitch is a dirty hoe that is a snake🐍.she sleeps wit yo man and starts mess. and always want to make up wit u.

She such a fake bitch

Fake bitch by Baby_blast July 19, 2018

Flush fake-out 

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

Flush fake-out by LongWayfromHome September 25, 2010

fifty yard fake 

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.

That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.

fifty yard fake by Bobby August 12, 2003

stuck on fake 

A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.

Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."

Player: silence

Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."

stuck on fake by T_rump_supporter May 13, 2016

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

pump fake by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

Fakies 

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.

Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!

Fakies by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011