John F. Kennedy

The 35th and the greatest president ever. If that dickwad didn't shoot him, he would have probably made America 10 times better and made world peace. He was also the only president NOT to be full of shit. He probably stopped another world war by fixing the missile crisis. He was also a World War II Veteran. He saved the lives of himself and another soldier by swimming to an island with the backpack strap of another man clenched between his teeth.

John F. Kennedy is the best president ever.

by brucedamoose June 24, 2010

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F.I.B.

Acronym for "Fucking Illinois Bastard" coined by Wisconsinites who are tired of seeing all their lame asses driving back and forth to Door County all summer.

Friend #1: "Do you know why there are no blow jobs in Chicago this weekend?"
Friend #2: "No, why?"
Friend #1: "Because all those cock suckers are in Door County."
Friend #2: "Funny. Yeah, eff those F.I.B.s"

by TDBuddah January 19, 2011

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A.B.F.R.Y.

A.B.F.R.Y., refers to a young, sexually active female. One that has not had a head poping orgasm, anal sex, or realized that 'she' could possibly have the sexual power. One that, 'Ain't Been Fucked Right Yet!"

"She is sweet, but that look on she face tells me she, A.B.F.R.Y.

by HVAC MAN January 13, 2010

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F-14

The Grumman F-14 is an ageing carrier based fighter that is sceduled to be retired in 2006. It was originaly designed as an intercepter and air superiority fighter, but was later modified as a strike fighter.

The Grumman F-14 was made famous by the movie Top Gun.

by p119 July 22, 2008

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