by Myeehaw October 17, 2019
by Jafakin December 12, 2007
by yetmilay May 16, 2021
Jack Daniel's retarded, angry, bitter little cousin. He hates that you have friends, he hates that you are well liked in your community, and he hates that you are happy, and will do anything and everything to ruin your peaceful existence. Despite the rage he may project onto your personal and professional life, right when you begin to pick up the pieces of your mother's urn that your girlfriend broke when she left you after another binge, you still allow him to come back, "for old times sake."
Doctor - "Sir, your wife did not make it through childbirth...and, although your son survived, he shows intense signs of extreme bipolar disorder, mental retardation, and a propensity towards violence."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."
by HxC18A November 05, 2011
by Zeb_99 July 16, 2008
A person who has many fetishes, including dwarf, turban and amputee fetishes. Also, enjoys turning every sentence into a sexual thought
OMGODZILLA she's such a Loren Evans
by FavouriteArab August 15, 2008