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erection

when a man's penus is filled with blood due to sexual arousal.

Often annoying or embarrasing in public, and is tried to be hidden (usually tucked up in the waistband of pants/underwear)

*frequent to young boys and teens in puberty
Jacob was in wonder aas Melissa walked by him to the board in class one day. He stared at her perfect ass as it went by. Before he knew it he had a boner. A big fat erection.

He tried to push is down but his head rubbed against the soft material of his plaid hollister boxers but that just stimulated it even more. He had to unbutton his pants to let it breath a little. Now he can't help but to start stroking it. It felt so good.

As Melissa walked back to her seat next to Jacob she notices his big boner. She always had a crush on him and now she decided to make her move. She reached over and started to furiously rub her hand up and down on his already hard dick. He moaned wit pleasure.

Jacob couldn't hold it in anymore and he finally let go and a hot sticky stream of jizz released all over his pants and boxers. It was the best class f his life.
by boxerboy02 December 31, 2009
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Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.
"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"
by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009
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ST Relationship

Trying to date a male / female but he or she keeps canceling plans
Guy1. Yo this girl text's me all day i really like her but every time i make plans she cancels them.

Guy2. Man your in a ST relationship

Guy1. What's that mean?

Guy2. A Stop Trying Relationship
by joshyboy_199 April 6, 2009
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insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.
I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.
by trishphish January 5, 2009
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National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.
"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"
by Copacetic October 1, 2012
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sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 12, 2006
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The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!
by nykfn20 January 24, 2009
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