Hayden Dystopia

A fucking bitch, someone who will do anything to remain your friend. Also one who should kill themselves. Mainly a bitch to Saiyu, Cadan, and Zaldin.

Hey man, that fucking kid Hayden Dystopia would suck hulk hogans dick to be my friend, what a faggot, he should kill himself.

by Warbeast July 4, 2010

soul dyson

a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.

Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.

by Kenerex November 11, 2010

Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Candian Dismount

When coming

in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"

Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes

by P dub June 18, 2016

Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018