Dougicitus

A illness that makes somebody incredibly stupid. Very common. Many cases per year

Jared: God JD is so stupid

Doug: I know he has dougicitus

by OY24 March 10, 2018

king dougie

a gay black pornstar who recently became popular off tiktok slideshow audios that contain him dicking down another (muscular) black man. the audios are usually slowed and have reverb to keep the 2 second attention span most people have on that app.

Some quotes include:
"Does that stroke feel good, King?"
"How good is that dick, bitch!"
"I got yo consent right? You're submissive to me."
"You understand why they call me king now, right?"
"Have you ever been fucked this good?"

me: "king dougie can have sex with another man and make it hilarious"

friend: "no way"

by deliciousdirt June 20, 2023

Doug Druce

Rhythmic slang for 'Shes Loose' and can be defined as:
(1) a woman who is heavily intoxicated and showing great form
(2) a woman whos sexual organs are rather loose due to repeated sexual penetration

"doug druce"- when you see an intoxicated woman

by munti1000 September 30, 2008

doggie covers

Socks that are worn on The Maestro's feet.

The Maestro prefers to wear doggie covers on her dogs at night when she sleep to keep her dogs warm..

by Da Aman March 29, 2009

Dodging the Mirror

Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.

Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

Tom:What are you doing?

Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.

Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....

by themainbwana July 30, 2009

doogie ball

A term used to describe a nasty breaking ball thrown by a pitcher in an attempt to strike out the batter

Coach: "hey garrett, you've got two strikes, keep an eye out for that doogie ball"

by Tha_Doogie_Man21 February 5, 2010

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010