Texas Donut

Verb.

-to shove your foot into the anus of someone else while wearing a cowboy boot.

My wife wanted to try something new, so I put on my cowboy boots and Texas Donuted her.

by BigBlackManWithBigBlackBalls July 13, 2009

Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009

dunkin donuts

The act of placing both of your testicles into a womans anus during the act of copulation. When done correctly, a delightful pop will be heard when they are suddenly pulled out with a quick upward motion.

"So, I was dunkin donuts into this cheerleader the other night..."

by BigJohnnyNet October 5, 2006

donut dick

A Dick that has had the inner tube stretched by a dildo. it is very messy for the victim to release fluids from the shaft after this; it is a similar experience to sticking a two liter soda bottle in to a bendy straw... they both split.

After a 2 kids in a sandbox experience one is left with a donut dick.

by the cracked shaft November 12, 2009

donut puncher

One who likes it 'round the rim.

he has punched more donuts that a baker!

by Justin D. May 16, 2004

Stale Donut

Cum onto an asshole and let it dry on. Then fuck said asshole after it's kind of like a stale glazed donut.

Gave that bitch a stale donut for her birthday. Feels good man.

by Henry Gerbenmeizer February 21, 2011

donut froster

a person who goes out of his way to put a toilet seat down so he can piss on it - so the the next human being can slip and slide.

Johnny entered the stall with a giggle, unzipped his pants, kicked the seat, and shot his hot yellow sauce all around the horse shoe.

by John Newland August 15, 2003