camel dong

when a dude has his pants pulled up or wearing tight pants and you see the dick print

freddy's pants were so high you could see hit camel dong.

by tbaker031685 March 23, 2010

dino dong

slang for hugh fat penis

man.... you gotta dino dong!!!

god damnnn.... that looks like a dino dong

by manster1 July 14, 2009

Bad dong

"Richard, Greg, what is your answer?"

"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*

Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here

Bad dong.

I know your laughing

by Pseudonyms I think 🤔 August 31, 2022

james dong

a man who goes on a long board speeding down the side of the road at 60 mph(20 mph above the speed limit) Holding on to a car with a bat hitting pedestrians on the back of the head head. was soon arrested after that

man he is a real James Dong

by FOLGOLL December 07, 2014

Dong Sicheng

Underrated Chinese jesus blessing everyone with his musicial also dance talent and insane visual.
He needs more lines.

nctzen #1 ; damn! did you see dong sicheng? he slayed!

nctzen #2 ; yes! he's such an skinny legend!

by givewinwinmorelines November 03, 2018

Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.

Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa

by Poop Dong Inc. December 07, 2017

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004