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freaky dink

by jeffferryy star January 26, 2023
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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Dink

An acronym, most commonly used in popular culture as “dual income no kids” to refer to adult relationships in which they both work and have no kids
Being a dink can allow you to have so much more time to yourself
by Crackersmacker6969 December 9, 2023
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Clinker dinking

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason
“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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winkle dink

that guy over there is a real winkle dink
by jj1369 February 14, 2025
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DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs
We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.
by B0NK3R5 January 8, 2024
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dink

someone that smells but worse then smells...
megan, kayla, liv, kira and maeve all dink so bad so stay away from megan, kayla, liv, kira and maeve.
by kaylaandmeganlol September 19, 2020
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