ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

Ding, dings, r2's

Ding, dings, and R2's are other slang terms for a roofie or "date rape" drug that people from nogales AZ would use for recreational use to get fucked up while drinking. Or even without alchohol involved like taking 8 or 10 of them cuz they cheap as fuck and most the time they free. But after a day with like 8 or 10 of them shits you wont remember shit for at least a week.

"Ding, dings, r2's". Man this homie SPEW'ed then took like 5 dings and got all violent and turned into a klepto man tryna jack anything and everything at any store he ain't give a fuck.

If you take like 5 dings your guaranteed not to remember shit for like a week and probably wake up in jail. Haha Have fun!

by lord of the dings September 25, 2009

ding ding

Feeling of wow or sweetness, totally awesome, wicked, hella cool, hott,

Ding Ding Baby, that chick is a ding dinger. Hey that shirt is ding ding.

by dEnis papineau January 5, 2005

ding

1. the act of being knocked the hell out
2. the act of being the victim of a "one hitter quiter"

1. -watching a UFC bout and Chuck Liddel knock outs his opponent- DING BITCH!!!!
2. -watching Fight Quest, Kajukenbo, and Doug fighting his sparring fight head kicks his opponent and sends his ass to the ground- DING!!!!!

by MMA Specialist August 9, 2009

yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009