deck

A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.
6. A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.

Joe decked that boy just because the boy stole Joe's pokemon card.

by Denny Tang February 11, 2003

upper decker

the act of deficating in the water tank of someones restroom, so when they flush, out comes muddy madness

i just left an upper decker in that starbucks bathroom!

by darby krow February 13, 2010

Dockboy

The ability to break any metal object.
Dockboy is to iron what Kryptonite is to Superman

be careful with that NOS or you'll Dockboy your engine.

by David J Lott October 15, 2008

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

Dock Stalking

When fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. With little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.

"Dude, I was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and I opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me"

by JCON222 March 31, 2008

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

Decker

A majestic and charming human, also has a ten inch and it reaches its full potential when talking to Meera and heba, all lowkey tho

Hurry decker

by Decker14 April 11, 2020